The roof is on fire...
(Heart - These Dreams)

So a storm was brewing last night and the thunder and rain was so severe that everyone in the office was talking about it. Too bad I had no recollection of it. I'm a dead sleeper. However, I did have a coincidental dream about being in a warehouse with Sonia staring out the window at 6 tornadoes that had touched down. I don't usually remember my dreams but this one for some reason or another stuck around til I woke up in the morning. I guess even though I'm a heavy sleeper, my mind isn’t completely asleep if it's able to translate a storm outside my house into a storm inside my dreams. I find that fucken fascinating, don't you? It’s sort of like having spidey senses while you're asleep! Now if only I could wake myself up when I sense danger.

I recall once when I was in a high rise building and they had a fire on the floor just above me. The alarms sounded and they evacuated the building. My parents woke me up to leave the building. I was of course the last one up and the most reluctant to leave. As I groggily walked towards the door, after my parents and sisters had walked out, I calmly locked the door and went back to bed. It wasn't until a few minutes later when my parents came back banging on the door did I finally get up and leave.

I would make a horrible Spiderman. I mean I can sense danger but my reaction to danger is somewhat...what’s the word...RETARDED. I'm also deathly afraid of heights so there would definitely be no climbing walls or swinging between skyscrapers. I don't even like tight clothing. Bahhh, I can't relate to Spiderman at all!